Dear Earthly Hog,
Happy as shit to see my last party on earth won a decade award. (Not that I ever have to shit again - I can eat all I want and everything and never have to shit, it's HOG HEAVEN.)
Sorry as shit I had to die to
It's a damn good thing the
funeral director took my hint and tied it to my shoe. It didn't
surprise me a bit that you'd try some lame brain antic like that.
But you know what I always said - payback's a bitch - especially
from a heavenly hog!
I read with much delight and viewed the pics with fond memories. BUT am a little miffed that none of your Hogettes made the cut..
What gives. .??????
If nothing else, an "honorable mention" should have been brought up for a vote.......
for all the joy and T & A we have given you guys over the years:-)
1. Hog Photog of the Decade
2. Best Breasts