The scene was Pink’s annual Labor Day Weekend golf outing at Lederach and if I hadn’t seen this for myself I don’t think I would have believed it.
And then it happened … in the blink of an eye Boozus descended from Leddy’s Pub and with a Tanquery & Tonic in one hand he laid his other hand on Shane’s shoulder and said “Let this man be healed”!
Within seconds full range of motion was restored in his shoulder and the pain was gone! Before Shane could thank Boozus and well before any of the other Hogs realized what had happened, Boozus ascended back to the pub not to be seen for the rest of the evening.
So happy was Shane that he
instantly forgave Macos for all of his taunting and sent him over a
complimentary order of Johnny Cakes. Macos devoured the tall stack
like a ravenous, gender-challenged dog and then stood up and said “I
need to go to the Minneapolis Airport to use the men’s room”.
See you all in Myrtle … except for Bitty.