"BELT THIEF'S OPEN"
Johnny Cochrane, Jammer, O.J. and F. Lee Saltzman
Just like O.J. Simpson, Jammer is finding it tough to find anyone to play golf with him. Only Johnny Cochrane, Jammer, O.J. and F. Lee Saltzman showed up for the Belt Thief's Open.
In view of the Chief Judge Zip's ruling that I can't be retried due to the Double Hog Jeopardy rule, I am offering to hold an end of the year golf tournament to celebrate. If there is enough interest, I will do my best to secure a venue. Please post on the hogrockcafe web page. All interested in playing golf one last time should reply to firstname.lastname@example.org. The first prize will be a 6-pack of cheap beer. The second prize will be a picture of AMY the bartender and the third prize will be the Millennium Belt which I recently acquired from an anonymous source. Whether this tournament is held or not depends on the number of replies by 10/11/2000. The tentative date will be around the end of October. I'm still thinking about the name of the tournament. Suggestions are welcome. How about "the too late to actually be held".
>Subject: Re: Appeal to the Hog High Court
>Date: Thu, 5 Oct 2000 13:42:27 EDT
>Count me in for golf.
>Suggestions for tournament name: Jammer's Swig and Swing IDDI (I didn't do it) Invitational
Subj: The Belt Thief's Open
Date: 10/7/00 5:40:04 PM Central Daylight Time
CC: BCESI, TomSommers
I would gladly participate in your golf outing. I would like more info such as the rules, the awards that are up for grabs and the form of intoxicant to be used. I may well have my 4th addition of "The Belt" ready for display.