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WIFO'S POEM
 to the Grand Opening
 of the Hog Rock Cafe

Wifo's Picture Collection

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SIGMA PI
Hog Reunion - June 24th,
2000


I think that I shall never see
An order of hogs as royal as thee.

You started out young, hairy and horny,
Flower children as it were, but let's not get corny.

Snorting and smoking and boozing I've heard,
With names such as Doodle, Dirt, Boner and Big Bird!

With names like that, I now want to give my sincere apologies and
condolences to wife, Janie, married to Frank Fat Fuckin' Farmer Weeks!

What about your names, one asks; who art thou?
I'll explain one more time, so here we go now.

Binky, Maco, PJ, Jammer, Flea, Zip, Fly.
Tissy, Hilbo, Logjam, Puddin, Pong, Booze, Sly!

They started out brothers as clean as apple pie,
And developed manners, chivalry ... yea, in a pig's eye!

I remember the dark dank basement, with kegs full of beer.
The upstairs windowsills full of pot!  Rod said, "I have nothing to fear."

Frat parties with babes from the sorority pack,
Friendships were made at the Jailhouse and DAC.

Spring weekends saw virginities lost, Sweet hearts crowned,
Beards afire, bloody Mary trees abound!

Leopard skins came out; the turtle is done,
Fingers up your nose, all in great fun.

Support is all around; the brotherhood is strong,
Itís time to stand up, raise your glass and lift your voices in song.

  June "Wifo  " Hilbert - June 24, 2000

Wifo's Picture Collection

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