2005 MYRTLE
BEACH
GOLF CLASSIC HIGHLIGHTS
Brand New Pictures
2005 Myrtle Pictures - Days 3 & 4
2005 Myrtle Pictures - Macos' Collection
The Chairman Speaks Tonight
The Chairman will speak tonight in Myrtle Beach at the Asshole Advisory Council's annual meeting and recruiting drive. Fresh off his world tour, the Chairman will speak to his multitude of admirers and encourage them to join his Sphincter Safari 2005 and help him track down new assholes. Join him tonight at the Ocean Dunes resort and convention center where he will reach out to the masses. Also expected tonight is surprise guest Boozus. Bringing his "Message in a Bottle". See you there.