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ARENO RULES OF GOLF

           


COMPLETE ARENO RULES OF GOLF

Golf is a very cerebral game requiring concentration and focus. To avoid possible brain injury, it is mandatory that your mental state be adjusted before, during, and after a golf outing.

1. On beginning play, as many balls as may be required to obtain a satisfactory result may be played from the first tee. Everyone recognizes a good player needs to "loosen up" but does not have time for the practice tee.

2. A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled in the rough. Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball, and the player should not be penalized for erratic behavior of the ball resulting from such uncontrollable mechanical phenomena.

3. A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game. The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there, preferably from atop a nice firm tuft of grass.

4. There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course somewhere and eventually will be found and pocketed by someone else. It thus becomes a stolen ball, and the player should not compound the felony by charging himself with a penalty stroke.

5. When played from a sand trap, a ball, which does not clear the trap on being struck, may be hit again on the roll without counting an extra stroke. In no case will more than two (2) strokes be counted in playing from a trap. Since it is only reasonable to assume that if the player had time to concentrate on his shot, instead of hurrying it so as not to delay his playing partners, he would be out in two (2).

6. If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position in the atmosphere without something to support it must drop. The law of gravity supersedes the law of golf.

7. Same thing goes for a ball that stops at the brink of the hole and hangs there, defying gravity. You cannot defy the law.

8. Same thing goes for a ball that rims the cups. A ball should not go sideways. This violates the laws of physics.

9. A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as "you could blow it in", may be blown in. This rule does not apply if the ball is more than three (3) inches from the hole, because no one wants to make a travesty of the game.

10. Your golf bag is not considered to contain a full set of clubs without a foot iron. The foot iron can be your most valuable club particularly on Myrtle Beach golf courses.

11. There is no penalty for a so-called "out-of-bounds" shot. If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not be a problem. The golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.

12. There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard. Golf balls should float. The fact that they do not is a technological problem that the manufacturers have not yet overcome. Again, the golfer should not be punished for someone else's shortcomings.

13. Advertisements constantly proclaim that golf scores can be markedly improved by purchasing the newest clubs, balls, shoes, and other golfing accessories. Since this is financially impossible for the average golfer, a stroke per hole may be subtracted from the score for using old equipment when playing stroke play. In match play, you get the same break if your opponent has newer equipment.

14. Golfers riding in carts should be given higher handicaps when playing against opponents who walk, as they never get a chance to "warm-up." This is a definite handicap. To prove the point, how many Pro's do you see riding in carts?

15. Scoring will be by the Calloway method. To explain this scoring method is not easy. To give you an idea of how it works, here's what happens, the scorekeeper picks a winner and makes the score come out.

Any additions, deletions, or revision to these rules may be nominated in writing but will not be considered so save your time. Acknowledgement to the "Areno" rules of golf and the "Ed Chalol" new golf rules for contributions to this publication.


ABBREVIATED ARENO RULES OF GOLF

 


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