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TRIAL OF THE MILLENNIUM
ABSENTEE VOTES

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GUILTY

I saw the big fellow steal the belt with my own eyes. After attempting to buy my silence, I observed him empty your medicine cabinet of Percocet, steal a pair of Sally's underwear, and take several pieces of your best China. Bored with larceny, the portly criminal was seen exposing himself to your horrified neighbor's daughter, and then had the temerity to purchase kiddie porn from me with a bad check. Those pictures of my daughter are worth real money! In short Jammer is a one man crime wave who deserves to spend dick-up-the- butt time in prison.

Doogie

GUILTY

“I vote guilty as charged on all counts with a recommendation for no mercy!” 

Binky

 

GUILTY

“If I were Jammer’s lawyer, I’d have him eat the belt. One can’t convict without evidence. Sort of a habeas beltus affair.”

Bob

 

GUILTY

“I suggest death by electrocution (Macos and I can figure it out), with one Big Mother cocktail before execution.”

Booze

 

GUILTY

“I eagerly await the prescribed date to string up the perpetrator of this heinous theft.”

Dick “Give it a Lick” DeCoux

 

GUILTY

“The sleaziest person I’ve ever known!”

Frank “Rico” Rivara

 

GUILTY

“Jammer is guilty because his crap is weak.  I demand he receive the maximum sentence allowed under Hog Law!”

Frank “Fat Farmer” Weeks

 

GUILTY

“I hope they find a rope thick enough to hang that fat bastard!!!”

Greg Bentz

 

GUILTY 

“Down here in North Carolina we’d tie him to a whippin’ post and make him squeal like a pig!!”

Lowell Parker

 

GUILTY

“We in the Netherlands are very tolerant people, but there can be no forgiveness for stealing the Belt.   I don’t even have to see the evidence to know Jammer is guilty.”

Marianne Charlton
The Hag from the Hague


GUILTY

“I can understand lust, but the heinous crimes of theft, kidnapping and extortion cannot go unpunished!”

Pat Champi

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