| Subj: | Doogie, You Ignorant Slut |
| Date: | 12/2/00 7:46:44 PM Central Standard Time |
| From: | BCESI (Booze) |
| To: | sompa621@ComCAT.COM (Doogie), MacFarlandD (Benedict Arnold) |
| CC: | TomSommers (Webmaster Zip) |
Ignorant Slut
How can you attempt to make a mockery of my marriage with Pidge? Don't you know that we have been happily married for 12 years? Don't you also know that we have been married for 25 years?
12 Out of 25 Ain't Bad
Yes, I admit that we have a S&M relationship - I sleep, she takes Motrin.
Whips and chains? Ha, the only whip I see is Cool Whip, and the only chain is still on the bicycle.
Fortunately,
I was, am, and forever will be a Super Hog, something that Chardonnay will never
help you understand.
Sincerely glad I'm not a Chardonnay sipping, liberal quack,
Booze