Jammer Snubs Hogs Scrubs

       
Dr. Doogie Quack                      Nurse Eggy

Jammer had a heart procedure performed this week without the expert consultations of Dr. Doogie Quack and Nurse Eggy !!!

Snubs Hogs Scrubs

Hogdom, in shock and disbelief, responded quickly….

Booze: “I can’t believe that Jammer didn’t call Nurse Eggy or even Dr. Doogie immediately, especially after the famous Myrtle Beech incident showcased their competence.”

Complete Confidence in
Hogs Scrubs Competence

Nurse Eggy: “I was disappointed in the lack of confidence shown by Jammer towards me; I had the rectal thermometer uncased, untethered and ready for service.”

Ready to Perform Rectal Exam
 

Doogie: “I would have recommended ‘Bleeding’ the patient before subjecting him to these ‘non-doctor paying / save-the-patient’ modern measures of proven medical procedures.“

Always Recommends
Bleeding the Patient

Dick, firm with resolve, “I applaud Jammer’s decision to forgo Doogies’ and Nurse Eggy’s opinions.  They're both hacks!  It was a brilliant maneuver on Jammer's part which probably saved his life.”

Applauds Jammer's
Life-Saving Maneuver

Macos, feigning sympathy, “Any chance of getting that cardiac care process in digital format for the web page?”

Recommends Digital Format

Booze again:  "I smell a rat!  This well-timed, year-end caper by Jammer better not effect the ‘Hog of the Year’ balloting and voting results… This is my Year!! “

Hog of the Year 2002?

As the web page gears up for the anticipated Jammer fallout, I’m sure that some actual facts will follow.

Areno