I now consider myself The Unluckiest Hog on the Face of the Earth!

To find out a few days after my hog attack that drinking more frequently would have prevented it only adds insult to injury.  When I think of all the drinks I could have had, but because of sheer ignorance (and a slight interest in saving the calories for pizza) I didn't, well its enough to give a guy chest pains.

Chose Pizza Instead of Alcohol

But even though it may be too late for me, please get the word out to all the other hogs.  DRINK, DRINK, DRINK as often as you can, and anything you want for it is not what you drink that counts but how often!  And when you do and you think you've had enough, lift your glasses one more time and drink to the Unluckiest Hog, who passed up the opportunity to drink and paid the price!

Unluckiest Hog
On the Face of the Earth

 

Jammer

ps:  I'm also writing to inquire whether I can join a HMO (Hog Maintenance Organization).  I may be in the market for spare parts in the near future.  Please advise.