In response to the incoherent rantings of the Tete de noeud “reporter” I can best respond in a way that the bouffon would appreciate- mes couilles sur ton nez!!!

Translations
Tête de noeud - dickhead
bouffon - asshole
mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose

As for the “executive privilege” that was supposedly foisted on my simple-minded team, I can only say- c’est rien que de la merde.

Translation
c'est rien que de la merde - its just a bunch of shit

Eggy take decisive action? The Chairman cowed? The Rookie duped?

Decisive,                 Cowed          &           Duped    

I can only laugh and consider the source, a displaced descendant of that noble line of losers, the French. No wonder the ordure was so upset with our feeble attempts to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

Ordure Dick LePew

If the poison pen of Malvern had spent more time digging for the facts instead of digging for truffles (that could explain the attraction to THE HOGS) he would have unearthed the fact that we did not write down our score.

Digging for Truffles

When we arrived on the green we were asked what our score was. I responded that we started the 18^th  2 under. Everyone assumed the Rookie’s putt was for a birdie; all they could see were the approach and the shot to the green. Being the number crunchers from Drexel the assumption was we were also 3 under. A detail we let slide until I went to the official tally sheet and crossed out –3 and put in –2. (Having had a few too many I also lost count and then adjusted the score to –1, well before any money was dispensed).

The vicious attack is a feeble attempt to divert the true reason behind the slander, “Give it a Lick” is obsessed with visions of Booze’s Man Sauce, why else would he suggest such a punishment for so small an event.

Obsessed by Man Sauce

Given what I had to work with as a team, it’s an amazing feat we only had to lie a little.

Not Much To Work With

In conclusion, Va te faire enculer Tapette, Pedale.

Translation
Va te faire enculer - Go fuck yourself in the ass
Tapette, Pedale - You Faggot fuck