Help-A-Hog Foundation Sponsors
Jammer's Last Wish Fund

Dear Jammer,

Good News!  I have heard from Help-A-Hog Foundation Chairman JT.  He advised that donations are pouring in for Jammer's Last Wish Fund.  The best donations to date are outlined below.

Chairman JT

Nick The Pimp Banerjea who franchises "Nick's House of Pimps" has donated 25 Used Rubbers to the Fund.

Direct From Nick's House of Pimps

Booze "Hog of the Year" Crowly has donated One of his Corn Turds in spite of the many comments from some Hogs that you don't deserve shit!

Direct From The Hog of the Year

Steve "Areno" Centrella has donated a 6-foot Baloney Hoagie saying he hopes you choke on it.

Direct From Areno - Choke on this Jammer

I have donated a cup of sweat from my balls, even though I once said you didn't deserve it for stealing my belts.

Direct From Macos' Balls

Gee, and I'll bet you thought that no one even cared.  I am sure that more will follow.

Macos