Chardonnay Sipping?
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Nice work on the Annual Report report!
By the way... Is that White Zinfandel you guys are sipping in those long stem glasses with Areno's trophies in the background at the World Headquarters? I know it couldn't be Chardonnay.
White Zinfandel or Chardonnay?
Areno Trophies
Later, Areno #14
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Letter To The Editors,
I eagerly anticipate the arrival of every Hog Rock newsletter, and enjoy the
witty dialog and photographs. However, I was appalled at the recent
submittal with the main photograph showing the editors sipping chardonnay.
Chardonnay Sipping Editors
I interpret this as a bad omen. If you want to sip chardonnay, like some other liberal assholes, do it in private -- don't publish it!
Other Chardonnay Sipping Liberal Assholes
I suggest that you screen your photographs more carefully. It would have been easy enough to alter the photograph to show you guys drinking something more fitting, like Metaxa or my Rainbow collection.
Anything's better than sipping that fermented grape juice for liberals.
Appalled
Malvern, PA
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Booze,
You blubbering sot! You have obviously lost your eye sight along with your
liver. Chardonnay my ass! I am drinking scotch with a little sodie water.
Zip's buzzing on G&T's. I kept telling you that wood alcohol would blind you
if you keep drinking it. Look's like it is too late. Maybe you could at
least switch over to Aqua Velva. Maybe that foul breath of yours would not be
so disgusting!
Macos
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No scotch drinker would be
caught, sober or drunk, drinking scotch from a wine glass. Even Stevie Wonder
could see that you were sipping the liberal asshole fermented grape rather
than pounding down a blend of fine malts.
Your bluster is bullshit.
Appalled,
Malvern, PA
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