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Subj: Priceless
Date: 10/2/2002 10:16:29 PM
From: wammer12@hotmail.com
To: TomSommers@aol.com
 




What happens when you drink nothing but alcohol all weekend....... ask Booze.


Forgot to Drink Water


Thanks to Fat and Sassy, I was updated on the poor play of the weekend.  Although I was happy to receive the update, it did not replace the want to be there witnessing the brutally painful scores being put up.  I heard I lost a number of bets this weekend....  good luck collecting.  I'm not even there and I lose money.

How about just sticking a 5-iron up my ass without grease and call it even.


5-iron up the ass

I can hardly wait to see the pictures from the trip.   Probably the hardest thing about missing this year was missing my round with Zip.


Legendary Golfer

Here's an over-used ditty for you.....

Golf vacation...... $500.00
Airfare.............   $200.00
Alcohol Bill........ $300.00

Macos' face when he couldn't get a shot of Booze being carried off the plane............. PRICELESS


Priceless

Steve "I will be back next year" Glammer

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