Dear Webmaster Zip:

I should have waited and sent you an all inclusive e-mail, but I am once again breaking my self-imposed silence to make some additional observations about the 2002 Myrtle Beach edition. I usually avoid like the plague what passes for photo journalism on the website. No disrespect to Macos, though his presence in a number of the photos is the reason I am writing.

Photo Journalist

I mean it's not like he has a lot to work with and it's not like he is overly sober while doing what passes for photography.  In fact, given what he has to work with during these shoots, it's amazing he stays sober at all.  However, because I was mildly curious about the activities and participation at this years Myrtle Beach conclave I made the grave mistake of viewing the photos. I now can only pray to God that there is some quantity of alcohol and drugs that can be taken to erase the grotesque images from my memory banks.

   
Please Erase These Grotesque Images!

Those C cup photos, besides bringing on nausea and nightmares, made me wonder if anyone had stress tested the balconies at the Ocean Dunes prior to this year's gathering.

C-Cups Stress Ocean Dunes Balconies

Is it just me, or has the collective tonnage of the attendees simply exploded?  Though it may be possible that the camera adds a few pounds, it appeared to me that various members were well beyond camera weight gain.

With the possible exception of Jesus,

Jesus
 

The rookies,

The Rookies

and Denny (gimme a double slim fast and scotch) Anzio,

Denny Anzio
With Double Slim Fast & Scotch

the rest of the crew has easily graduated to the wide angle lens range.  Has anyone advised Macos, Booze or Bolts to "hold the fries" lately?  I mean Captain Freakin' Ahab would have a difficult time choosing which of these White Whales to harpoon first.

White Whales

 All I can say is that next year it won't be just Fat and Sassy who will be required to weigh in on opening night.

Fat & Sassy With Weigh-in Partners

Observant in the greater Malvern area,

Observant Malvern Resident

Dick (I'm staying out of the pool) DeCoux