BOOZE'S TOP TEN LIST
TOP TEN MYRTLE BEACH THANK YOU'S

Booze

10.  Thank you Myrtle Beach for another year of good times and lousy golf.

      Good Times                                             Lousy Golfers
           

9.  Thank you Glammer.  Your sincere concern for my well being was “Priceless”.  Too bad my extended stay wasn’t quite so priceless.

Priceless Glammer

8.  Thank you Macos for retrieving my bags and taking them home to your garage.  Thanks also for keeping my car keys safe in my bags, until I was able to rent a car at Philadelphia airport and retrieve them.

Bag Retriever

7.  Thank you Debbie’s Corner Motel in downtown Myrtle Beach for that beautiful 1950’s retro room.  Also, thank you for the hole in the yard that I stepped in, twisting my ankle and almost returning me to the hospital.

 
Debbie's Corner Motel

6.  Thank you Bolts for your prompt “eyewitness account”.  I guess that’s the way it looked through your bloodshot eyes.

Eyewitness Reporter Bolts

5.  Thank you Dick DeCoux for your concern.  It means so much to me coming from a fellow Malvernian.

Concerned Malvern Resident

I assure you that my disease is not communicable.  I also assure you that contrary to movie stars, I look heavier in real life.

 
Heavier in Real Life

4.  Thank you Areno for your report about Nurse Eggy’s misconstrued attempt to surgically remove my balls.  Unfortunately, Wild Wing Hummingbird performed that surgery earlier in the day.

 
Wild Wing Hummingbird - Complete With Ball Removal Service

3.  Thank you Dr. Doogie for explaining to me that the only difference between fainting and passing out is alcohol.  In the future, I will make sure that I have enough alcohol to pass out since it is not considered a medical emergency to the airlines.

 
Dr. Doogie

2.  Thank you Eggs for meeting me at the hospital.  Unfortunately, you looked better than the nurses.

Nurse Eggy
Looked Better Than the Nurses

And the number 1 Thank You from Myrtle Beach:

1.  Thank you Areno for calling me a pussy.  I finally must utter the words never spoken at Myrtle Beach.

“Nice shot Areno”