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Subj: The Belt Is A Sham Again 
Date: 6/21/2004 9:02:27 PM Central Standard Time
From: JustinAreno 1414
To: MacFarlandD
 
Macos,
   

What is this horseshit about Al Calabria winning the belt?  I hear he didn't even break 90!  Here I shoot an 83 and get beat out by some old fuck who I don't even know. 


Some Old Fuck

I expected that Jammer might try to steal the belt but this is ridiculous.


Expected Belt Thief

The only thing more ridiculous was giving it to my dad last year.  Not that anybody cares, but I am the real 2004 Hog Open Champion. The Belt is a sham again!


2003 Belt Sham

 

Subj: Re: The Belt Is A Sham Again
Date: 6/26/2004 8:53:48 PM
From: MacFarlandD
To: JustinAreno 1414
CC: TomSommers
 
Dear Justin,


All I can say is that you should be Bitch Slapped for thinking that having the lowest score means winning the Hogs Open Title.  There is so much more that goes into being a champion than something stupid like having a low score.  Things like lack of character, cheating, self promotion and sticking around for the awards ceremony at La Taverna are much more important than someone who can pencil in a low score.  You have a long way to go before you will ever wear "The Belt" if only for a few seconds until I announce my disqualification.

24-Time Belt Winner
Macos


24-Time Belt Winner

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