Political
Debates of 1995
by Tom Sommers, Dan
Sommers & Macos
DAN YOU IGNORANT LIBERAL SLUT
by Macos and Tom Sommers - Nov. 1995
Dan
you Ignorant Liberal Slut,
Fifty years after the crippled architect of the
socialistic, liberal-democratic agenda was planted in the ground and allowed to
rot with his anachronistic pipedream, thirty years after the failed and totally
repudiated “Great Society” which fiscally and morally bankrupted our society
was created, and fifteen years after the savior of western society, the modern
day MESSIAH, Ronald Reagan put a stake in these blood-sucking, drain-on-society
programs, we still struggle with your own personal ineptitude of the issues and
cannot believe how you "Just Don't
Get IT".
It's hard to believe that someone whose profession
has sucked the life blood out of productive members of society, has the
unmitigated gall to pretend he even cares about the so-called under-class while
he lives in the lap of luxury in his sprawling suburban estate.
It is so easy to criticize those who care
about the future of our society while you sit around your $50,000 swimming pool,
sipping on imported Chardonnays and complaining about how your income will only
increase at quadruple the inflation rate.
What surprises me most is the hypocrisy of mortgaging
away the future of your own children to line your own pockets.
The flippant comments of your letter ignore the ultimate hypocrisy of
condemning your own children to become members of the so called under-class.
Forgive our
House Leader and Conservative Ideologue for suggesting that:
1) The proposed 6% annual increase in Medicare
spending is not enough to continue to line the pockets of the
Chardonnay-sipping, liberal-democratic, over-paid, under-worked medical
bureaucracy.
2) A mother of three children by three different
fathers who was murdered by drug-crazed, welfare-induced cast-offs of society is
not symptomatic of the failed liberal-democratic welfare state.
3) We should be skeptical of your
poll-induced, spineless, flip-flopping, philandering, hypocrite President's
promise of balancing the budget in (you choose) 5 years, 7 years, 8 years, or 10
years.
If
you took five minutes to stop sipping your Chardonnay to consider the future of
not only your own children, but all the future generations of our great country,
you would see how your mind has been brain-washed and/or manipulated by the
liberal Zionist Press. We all pray
for a cure for your mindless babble.
Optimistically,
Newt's
Nazis
Tom
Sommers, MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA
Mark Sommers, DIRECTOR-ULTIMATE SOLUTION
TOM,
YOU JACK-BOOTING REACTIONARY
By
Dan Sommers - Nov. 1995
Tom,
you Jack-booting reactionary,
I’m
in receipt of your rambling, ranting, semi-psychotic epistle.
Although I find your neophytic, pretentious economic analysis amusing, it
has nothing whatsoever to do with the issues I raised in my brief, yet powerful
note.
I’m
concerned with the fact that the majority leader of the House is a blatant
racist and a purveyor of the worst kind of hate rhetoric.
He paints the entire underclass with the same brush (underclass?
Is that freshman or sophomores?) -- drug addicts with no respect for
others. If that sort of bland
sweeping indictment doesn’t bother you, then don’t let me interfere with
your cross burning.
For
some reason you have characterized my profession as “blood sucking”.
Unfortunately, since you assumed your peripatetic ways we have seen less
of each other, and you have forgotten that I am a physician.
I am not a lawyer, stock broker, financial advisor, agent, life insurance
salesman, advertising agent, or some other non-producing drone.
I am a saver of lives and a preserver of family structure.
I stop bleeding, I don’t suck blood.
How can you, who has amassed a small fortune producing plastic straps,
call me a blood sucker? How can
you, who has raided factory after factory, terminating careers and self-esteem
of the helpless factory worker (i.e., the Proletariat) question my morals.
Most importantly, how can you who drinks Budweiser, ridicule my choice of
wine? To top it all off, my wife
has larger breasts than your’s does.
Lastly,
Ronald Reagan, the savior of western society?
He was a man who somnambulated through eight years in the Oval Office.
Here is a man whose decisions were made with the help of Alzheimer’s
Disease and a subdural hematoma. His
most cogent logic came from “Bedtime for Bonzo”. Here is a man whose sole guidance was his wife’s mystic
fortune teller. Reaganomics looked
good until the bill came due. That
would be, my brother, the deficit. That
billion dollar albatross that you and your ilk have draped around the necks of
our children. The only finances he
improved were the Contras. The
party of Lincoln has become the party of Gingrich, Strom Thurmond, Tom
Washington, Timothy McVeigh and Pat Robertson.
Optimistically,
Comrade
Dan
P.S. - The pool was
less than $50,000 and the wine is domestic.
Great term “Conservative Ideologue”.
We hope to see you two this winter and sip some Chardonnay.
DEAR
COMRADE DAN
By
Tom Sommers - Dec. 1995
Dear
Comrade Dan,
Thank
you for your recent letter, a great improvement over your original note not only
because it was amusing but it also contained a few correct facts. For example, I agree with you on the following points:
·
Newt does
say stupid things every time he talks about social values.
·
It was
unfair to lump you in with so many other doctors who are more concerned with
filing Medicare claims and implementing unneeded tests to line their own pockets
rather than saving lives.
·
I may
have ruined a few lives during my career, but at least I am trying to maintain
our industrial manufacturing base with good-paying jobs rather than let the
country become a bunch of burger-flippers.
·
Your wife
does have larger breasts than mine, however, I also am very proud of my wife’s
breasts.
I
must also point out several of your statements which I believe were incorrect:
·
My recent
epistle was totally psychotic, not semi-psychotic.
·
I drink
imported Heineken, not domestic Budweiser.
·
Your list
of blood-sucking professions was excellent but left out CEOs, comptrollers,
professional athletes and professional team owners.
·
As a
doctor I don’t think you should be making fun of Alzheimer’s Disease
although it is perfectly acceptable for me to do so.
As
a final point, I am compelled to correct the most egregious error of you letter,
blaming Reaganomics for the current budget deficit.
It is understandable that an economics neophyte like yourself who has
somnambulated through the past 30 years of current events would believe this
premise since it is constantly misstated by Democrats and the liberal media.
It
is true that the deficit began to bulge in Reagan’s first term due to the
simultaneous military buildup and tax cuts.
However, these effects have long-since been offset by numerous tax
increases (by Reagan, Bush and Clinton) and by a decade-long decrease in
military spending. The cause of the
current deficit primarily is due to one factor, the relentless increase in
entitlement spending which would have occurred no matter who was president, and
which will eventually absorb the entire budget when combined with related
interest payments.
While
Republicans continue to embarrass me with irrelevant issues like abortion, gun
control, flag burning, family values, and violence in the media, at least they
are trying to address our most serious problem of uncontrolled entitlement
spending unlike the Democrats who do not appear to have any program at all
except protecting the status quo. Unfortunately
for them, if something is not done quickly, there will not be any money left for
their well-intentioned discretionary programs and future generations will be
paying all their taxes for interest payments.
It is not too late to avoid a fate like France and the rest of the
European welfare states if we take action now, but we need intelligent liberals
like yourself to disregard the demagoguery of the liberal media and to ignore
the moronic social comments of the conservatives so we can address the real
financial problems.
Your
Fiscally Conservative Brother,
Tom