From: TomSommers@aol.com (Zip)

Sent: Monday, August 06, 2001 9:54 PM

To: BBlanch121@msn.com (Pink)

Cc: dennis.james@dcs-strategies.com; BCESI@aol.com (Booze)

Subject: Myrtle Beach Assholes

Pink,

It's sounds like record attendance at Myrtle Beach this year.  Even assholes like Macos are attending.  Let me add to list of assholes by confirming I will be playing golf on Friday and Saturday.

Adds to List of
Myrtle Beach Assholes

See you at Myrtle.

Zip

Subj:   RE: Myrtle Beach Assholes

Date:   8/7/01 12:17:51 AM

From:  djames@dcs-strategies.com (Dennis James)

To:      TomSommers@aol.com (Zip), BBlanch121@msn.com (Pink)

CC:     BCESI@aol.com (Booze)

Pink,

I have 3 spots wanting to come, Me, Rick and a newbie, Steve Edwards from Raleigh... any room for any of us.  I never sent you the money...

I am the biggest asshole, no matter what Macos says.....

Claims to be Bigger
Asshole than Macos

Subj:  Re: Biggest Asshole Title

Date:   8/8/01 6:46:02 PM Central Daylight Time

From:  bblanch121@msn.com (Pink)

To:    djames@dcs-strategies.com (Dennis  C. James), TomSommers@aol.com (Zip)

CC:    BCESI@aol.com (Booze)

Dennis,

There has been a lot of communication recently regarding the Biggest Asshole Title. I think there are many qualified candidates for this position and it is presumptuous of you to grant this highly sought after title to yourself. While I personally would vote for you, I think a larger sample would add legitimacy to the crown.

Supports Fat&Sassy

Perhaps we could bring the subject up in Myrtle. Speaking of Myrtle, we have room for all three of you. Send money!!!

Regards,

Pink

Subj:    Re: Biggest Asshole Title

Date:    8/9/01 8:27:23 PM

From:   MacFarlandD (Macos)

To:     dennisj@dcs-strategies.com (Dennis James)

CC:    wtschleyer@mediaone.net (Sly), TomSommers (Zip), BBlanch121@msn.com (Pink)

I beg to differ, oh Fat&Sassy O-Wan-ken-o-bee.  I am a much bigger asshole than you!

Bigger Asshole
Than Fat&Sassy

In my own mind I am a bigger asshole than Sly, but others have yet to reach that conclusion.  (I believe history will ultimately prove me right.)

Still the Biggest Asshole?

In the interim, get in the back of the line behind Zip, Booze and Jammer you asshole wanabee, or I will unleash my asshole wrath upon you at Myrtle Beach!

Asshole Lineup in Front of Fat&Sassy

Asshole Wanabee?

Macos