Subj:    Acceptance of Double Porcine Laurels

Date:    3/4/01 12:26:30 AM

From:    weeks@penn.com (Frank Weeks)

To:       TomSommers@aol.com (Zip)

Dear Zip,

It is with the greatest pride that I accept the Double Porcine Laurels.  My true worth has been ignored for years.

Worthlessness Ignored
For Years

Now, all has been put to rights.  Those years of  world-class decadence have finally paid off.

World-Class Decadent

I am at the top of the heap.  Ask not for whom the fart tolls... It tolls for me!  The Boar Brotherhood has spoken. Too bad I wasn't there for the judging of the hoots.

Frank