Subj:    Congratulations To Multiple Hoggie Winner

Date:    3/1/01  1:24:11 AM 

From:      cbolton@sprintmail.com (Charlie Bolton)

To:          weeks@penn.com (Frank Weeks)

CC:         macfarlandd@aol.com (Macos)
 

Frank:

Please accept my sincere congratulations for winning multiple HOGGIES.  The rest of us mere mortals stand in awe of your talents.  Good thing for you there are people behind the scenes like me who remained straight and sober throughout our college years to document the misspent youth of so many HOGS.

Documenter of Misspent Youth

Yes, you have worldwide fame and glory and will probably soon be on Oprah and Letterman basking in the limelight, and trying to discuss scenes from a past that you don't even remember save for a few fuzzy photos from the now legendary Charles Bolton Collection.

Appearing on Oprah & Letterman

You could use a new speech writer though, with comments like those you'll be attracting "White Owls".  Oh well, such is life. Looks like you and JT are the only multiple winners this year.  What are you going to do to top this??  I know JT is almost a certain bet for next year's Hoggeritis award.  Keep burning the few brain cells you have left and you can challenge him for the 2002 drool cup.

2002 Drool Cup Favorite

Best regards from one who knew you when you were just a Campbell's baked bean eating, reject quarts of Schmidt's drinking, Gremlin crashing, bong bowl busting, former roommate of Harry "where is he now?" Strickrod.  Give my love to your long suffering wife.

Former Bong Bowl Buster

Bolts