Subj: Low Net Worth Moron
Date: 2/21/01 3:10:38 AM
From: wtschleyer@mediaone.net (Sly)
To: TomSommers@aol.com (Zip)
CC: MacFarlandD@aol.com (Macos)
Dear Zip,
I write to you once again because responding to your piece of shit, whiny,
Robert Reich luvin', conception error, rest-stop-romping brother is well beneath
me. Let me address the ramblings of
this runt-man homo.
Runt Man
Ironically, he starts by calling me a "little" turd. Well, isn't that like Bentz calling Gordy Calloway a fatman? Or like Rock Hudson calling Mel Gibson a fag? Or like Macos calling Ruger little dick?
Fatman?
Fag? Little Dick?
He then tried to embarrass me by claiming I've defamed the Hogs in some way. I'm shocked! There is no finer group of people (if that’s what they are) that I've ever been associated with. In fact, borrowing a line from my tax cutting hero, George Dubya, I'm honored and humbled to be a Hog groupie.
Hog Groupies
Shit brain then mumbles on, as ineffectively as usual, by fabricating obviously jealous blather about several jilted ex's who by now are poor, fat and ugly. As we all know, the definition of an ex is a one-time girl friend who couldn't swallow the whole thing (remember Francie?).
Remember Francie?
Otherwise we'd marry the bitch. You know the old Hog sayings:
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If she gags, she ain't my hag. |
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If she spits it out, you'll kick her out. |
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Take the whole
thing, and you'll get a ring. |
But what does your perpetually-flaccid, dick-eating, toe-sucking brother know about getting swallowed other than taking Patty's strap-on past his tonsils and, of course, his legendary rest stop activities with fellow Rest Stop Romper Robert Reich.
Fellow Rest Stop Romper
That's enough for now. But, if you see that undersized, under endowed, low-net-worth moron, please remind him that he is truly the Great Conception Error, and that he has some dark secrets that, in due course, will be blasted all over the net.
Low Net Worth Moron
Sly