Subj: Skywalker Buff
Date: 7/27/01 2:05:35 PM
From: a063127@allstate.com (Franco)
To: tomsommers@aol.com (Zip) CC: macfarlandd@aol.com (Macos)
Zip,
Since it seems like open season on good old Joe Buff Mayo, let me add to the "verbal piling on".
Open Season on Buffy
It was a cold winter night, a Thursday I might add, to all you Jail House inmates, you kind of understand. The place was packed and the coats in the coat room were stacked everywhere. Bonnie was at the helm in the coat room. I, as always, was tending, to my drunken flock.
Franco & His Drunken Flock
Joe Buff was spinning the discos, and he was squashed! I mean only like Buffy could become, (like Zip without oil and ludes), but absolutely plastered.
Like Buffy on Ludes
So drunk that on many drink runs, he would miss the rungs of the ladder that accessed the sound stage that was elevated above the coat room. Now as most of us Jail Housers know, the ceiling over the coat room was a suspended one. For all of the non-engineers, civil, and business and engineering students, a suspended ceiling is nothing more than ceiling tiles place in panels suspended by wire from above. Not to go into more detail than a Hum-Socs major. Joe Buff got so blitzed that he could no longer make potty runs!
Too Blitzed For the Potty
Are you all getting the picture? In any case the record guys sometimes relieved themselves in a coffee can that they kept in close proximity. Well Joe needed the "can", but lost his footing while draining "the main vein". And if you know Joe, that is an understatement! Just as Joe Buff thinks he is on solid ground, his chuck-booted foot shoots through the suspended ceiling, along with his urinating manhood. Now you just have to visualize all of this. Buff's foot grabbing air, his good old boy peeing all over the coats in the coat room, and myself and others telling Buff that he missed the coffee can!!!!!!!!!! Needless to say, many a Jail House reveler went home with a yellow coat on that night!
Yellow Coat Night
at the Jail House
Franco