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Subj: Doogie, The Great Conception Error
Date: 1/12/01 8:33:45 PM
From:  wtschleyer@mediaone.net (Bill Schleyer)
To:   
TomSommers@aol.com (Webmaster Zip)  

Zip......I just reviewed the Hog website and came across various castigations and aspersions set forth by your heretofore called liberal, chardonnay sipping, homo, moronic, quack brother of yours. None of those characteristics adequately describe what a worthless, piece of shit Doogie has become. It has become clear, that with all due respect for your dad, that the best part of Doogie ran down Roy's leg on the eve of the Great Conception Error (GCE).


Great Conception Error

The reference to GCE as a Kennedy disciple/clone is grossly unfair to Kennedy. As despicable and poor people luvin' as Teddy No Pants is, at least he prefers women (even if they are only 14).


Prefers 14 Year Old Women

GCE is more like two other Massachusetts liberals (a.k.a. Massholes)  that prefer men, transvestites and grammar-school-aged alter boys namely Gerry Studds and Barney Frank. But even that fails to aptly characterize GCE. Fellow homo, fellow runtman, fellow Rest Stop Romper Robert Reich has much more in common with GCE. For instance, they can both give rest stop head to the normal trucker without getting on their knees.


Masshole Barney Frank

So if you see your brother (you must be ashamed to call him that), tell him to stay the hell out of New Hampshire because we're all rich, right wing Republicans who piss on poor, whiney, effeminate runts like him.


Rich Right Wing Republican


Best regards to you and Judy.


Sly

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Home Up Great Conception Error Unspoken Hog Sayings Sculptured Bodies-Flea Low Net Worth Moron Misspent Youth Biggest A-Hole Title The Real Deal A-Hole Jackass Glammer You're All A-Holes Asshollicly Challenged Double Porcine Laurels Hog Action Figures Franco Responds Hog Fountain of Youth Skywalker Buffy L&F-Sam Levin What About Hoggeritis More Dick Wise Mr. Macos Booze On Booze Jailhouse Top Ten List A-Hole Top Ten List Exorcise Hoggeritis-Phil