Hog Action Figures Now Available

Hogs Action Figures and Accessories

1. Packin’ Pung^TM – Get all the excitement of a storm trooper with the quick release gun holster and other cool technologies included in the Packin’ Pung^TM package. $19.95
   
2. Baby’s BA-rbie^TM – You can place Backstroke Baby’s BA-rbie^TM on your own pedestal.  Comes complete with world famous natural milk duds. $99.95
   
3. Fat & Sassy^TM Inside – Repurchase that same technology swiped from defunct companies and available under a new bussword compliant name. $19.95
   
4. Malady Macos^TM – Party ‘till Macos^TM pukes or place him any compromising position you wish in order to gain retribution for his Internet slanders. $29.95
   
5. Doodle’s^TM Pool – Celebrate Doodle’s^TM birthday and the 4^th of July year round with the dream house pool used for these occasions. $34.95

All Hog Rock Action Figures are guaranteed until purchase.

Prices do not include tax, shipping, handling, and other usury expenses.

Expect delivery in another life time.

Director of Hog Rock
Merchandising

For further details, contact Phil Seufert, Director of Hog Rock Merchandising.  Our goal is to lose less money than Amazon.com.